Numpty eBay questions. The Questions that people ask!

The questions below are all real, we add to them all of the time. They're amazing and great fun to read. If you have your own barmy question, email it to us, we'll review and submit it to the site.

Auction for a hand made woven basket, clearly stated in auction.

Q. Excuse me, can you tell me if your basket is handmade?

Q. This shirt in your auction costs £32 in sports shops and you're selling it for £28. How are you making any money on it?

A. Thanks for your question and pointing out that I am undercharging you. If you would like this item, we have increased the price to £32.

Q. Hi, I'm a size 10 shoe, do you think your auction for size 10 trainers will fit me?

Q. Does the chocolate coloured bean bag come in chocolate?

Q. Item for sale, pair of curtains. Do you get one or 2 curtains please?

Q. Item for sale, wooden windmill. Is this item made of wood?

Q. Item for sale, bike tyres. Will these tyres fit my blue Raleigh?

Q. Item for sale, tan tights. Please can you make sure you send white tights?

Q. Please make sure that you send White Jiffy Bags as stated in your auction for white Jiffy bags.

Q. Why do I have to pay in GBP, I am an American we use dollars.

A. Thanks for your question, you may well be an American and yes I'm aware of your use of dollars. However, the auction you are bidding on is in England, we use GBP.

Q. Why are you selling this item? (Actually ask quite a lot, most sellers would include the reason in the auction detail, good answer below though)

A. Because it is cursed.